Rules For Eating Ethnic Foods

While it's essential for all white Melburnians to love ethnic foods, there are some that have been appropriated by the wrong type of white people and are best avoided. Below is a short list of dishes that are to be eaten for take-away only. Feel free to add more.

CHINESE
- Beef with black bean
- Lemon chicken
- Dim sims (especially fried)

INDIAN
- Beef vindaloo
- Rogan Josh
- Butter chicken

THAI
- Pad Thai (acceptable only on Khao San Road)

ITALIAN
- Spaghetti bolognaise
- Pizza with pineapple