Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rules For Eating Ethnic Foods

While it's essential for all white Melburnians to love ethnic foods, there are some that have been appropriated by the wrong type of white people and are best avoided. Below is a short list of dishes that are to be eaten for take-away only. Feel free to add more.

CHINESE
- Beef with black bean
- Lemon chicken
- Dim sims (especially fried)

INDIAN
- Beef vindaloo
- Rogan Josh
- Butter chicken

THAI
- Pad Thai (acceptable only on Khao San Road)

ITALIAN
- Spaghetti bolognaise
- Pizza with pineapple

3 comments:

  1. Chinese:
    Mongolian Lamb
    Fried Rice
    Sweet and Sour Pork
    Honey Prawns
    Satay Chicken

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  3. Special Fried Rice, though there's nothing special about it, really. Except for the amount of MSG that's in it.

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