Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lucas' Papaw Ointment

The best thing about Lucas' Papaw Ointment is that it's not Lip Smacker. It comes in a simple red pack with black lettering in only one flavour - papaw. This is in contrast to Lip Smacker which had nauseating psychedelic packaging, weird smells and absurd flavour names (Berry Heavenly, Cozy Cupcake, Mint Jubilee, Candy Cane Treat), all of which led to its abandonment by white Melburnian women some time around 1999. The reign of Lucas' Papaw Ointment continues unabated.
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4 comments:

  1. bawkbawkNovember 29, 2009 at 3:37 AM

    Untrue! - Any true white person would know that lucas pawpaw ointment is made from petroleum jelly and would use one of the other natural varieties available. Amateurs.

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  2. UnknownDecember 2, 2009 at 5:30 AM

    A Nationwide trend, I would think. There's barely a girl without Lucas' Papaw in their bag.

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  3. UnknownDecember 2, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Or a dude! Thanks to surf, snow and some hardcore chap lips men have converted to pawpaw too...Its not lip gloss if you use it for medicinal purposes apparently

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  4. What If?December 2, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    we've been falsely led to believe it was "natural" but is nothing more than vaselline in a trendy red tube.....shame on them...

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