Sunday, November 29, 2009
Lucas' Papaw Ointment
The best thing about Lucas' Papaw Ointment is that it's not Lip Smacker. It comes in a simple red pack with black lettering in only one flavour - papaw. This is in contrast to Lip Smacker which had nauseating psychedelic packaging, weird smells and absurd flavour names (Berry Heavenly, Cozy Cupcake, Mint Jubilee, Candy Cane Treat), all of which led to its abandonment by white Melburnian women some time around 1999. The reign of Lucas' Papaw Ointment continues unabated.